Because we're all proud of where we live, or we should be, what are some ridiculous reasons for why people should live there too?

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
1. Vancouver : 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 5% instead ofthe approximately 200% it is for the rest
of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to
be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia
groups.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a
beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your
mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Racism is socially acceptable.
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English
neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada .
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo A*#!%!"

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick .
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they
can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get
drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island , you still
got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off
at night.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your
wedding.



Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
• Italian Cars won't start
• Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
• American water freezes
• Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
• Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
• Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
• Ethyl alcohol freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

GUFAW! ha ha ha!

What to choose? What to choose? Hmmm...

bad things about the states...hmmm... *having difficulty*

sry but the United States of America is flawless. always has bin & always will be lol

Top reasons to live in South Dakota.





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REASONS TO LIVE IN ENGLAND:

1. Racism can be ironic or unironic, but everyone will laugh at your Ethiopian Olympics gag!
2. Spending your whole life feeling guilty for the Empire
3. Weather!
4. Teenage pregnancy, alcoholism and crime
5. Queuing as a national pastime
6. Weather!
7. Tea, crumpets, Victorian repression, buck teeth and camp gentlemen
8. World's most awkward accent
9. Complaining about things which are on the good end of average
10. WEATHER!!!

EDIT: Also, the lower classes. Although that kind of falls under number 4.

dude, your accent is hot.
Don't deny it, you know its true

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN DENMARK!

1: We drive in the right side of the road compared to those people in England!
2: The castles?
3: SU! (which means when you are 18 and under education you get money each month to help with stuff)
4: We don't have to pay for our education
5: Danish food! Seriously what we eat for christmas is the best ever!
6: Our Hospital system.
7: Gray weather and its cold ( if you like that ofc)
8: We love immigrants
9: Remolade!
10: Overall i want to get out of here

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MASS!


1. even though boston is the "cradle of liberty" city, its also 1 of the most racially segregated cities in the US
2. no1 knows anything about the towns on the western side
3. our computer technology is the most advanced in the US
4. like w/o mass, there wud be no US
5. ppl spell massachusetts more incorrectly than mississippi
6. we're 1 of 5 states shaped like a penis
7. we want brits 2 come...thats y we hav that lil curved finger thing 4 cape cod
8. the only bad weather we rly get is blizzards. other than those & rain, we're fine
9. 2 of yer kbb fellow members live there
10. me being 1 of them

Top 10 reasons to live in the US

10: We pretend to be a Constitutional Republic
9: We have elections that can not be verified by hand counted paper ballots
8: We have an economic class disparity such that 1% of the population holds over 50% of the nation's wealth
7: We have a Central Bank (the "Federal Reserve") which is specifically forbidden by our Constitution, "reserves" nothing, is a privately held banking interest (not a part of the Federal government) and which makes its member banks and their unknown shareholders wealthy beyond comprehension by loaning dollars to the Federal government (mostly to support the military) at interest which accumulates as a national debt owed to 'the Fed' by the average working class citizen and paid through "income taxes" (also forbidden by the Constitution) the debt being currently over $11.4 TRILLION (i.e, about $40,000 per man woman and child)
6: We allow Wall Street Banking interests to rob us of billions of dollars with utter impunity
5: We allow agents of our government to stage false flag terrorist attacks that kill thousands of US citizens in broad day light leading to a phoney 'war on terror' that restricts our privacy and civil liberties while leading to fucking up other countries, killing millions of their citizens, with impunity
4: We reserve the right to militarily and economically fuck up any country that has resources we need, especially gas and oil
3: We reserve the right to militarily and economically fuck up any country perceived as a threat to our global economic and military dominance
2: Our dollar currency is respected world wide because we reserve the right to militarily and economically fuck up any country that doesn't respect it
1: THE NUMBER ONE reason to live in the US is most of us don't know or give a shit about any of the above because we have 100s of cable and satellite TV stations pumping junk entertainment and "news" that deliberately distracts us from any of the above 24/7/365

Top 10 reasons to live in California

10: We have successfully outlawed gay marriage
9: California is the seventh largest economy in the world
8: Motion pictures and special effects are our biggest industry
7: Despite being one of the biggest agricultural producing states in the country (growing half of the food for the entire US), marijuana remains its largest cash crop but, due to its status as an illegal substance, is grown, sold and purchased without being regulated or taxed
6: California has the biggest population of any state in the union
5: The average California citizen generates 1.6 TONS of solid waste annually
4: We allowed energy companies (such as Enron) to rip us off for 100s of billions of dollars
3: It only rains in the winter which means all the major cities have to have their water piped and channelled through aqueducts from melting snow pack off mountain peaks hundreds of miles away
2: It is estimated that there are over a half million measurable seismic tremors in the state every year
1: THE NUMBER ONE reason to live in California is that we have a pot-smoking, iron pumping, philandering, son of a Nazi SS, grade-D movie star as a Governor

Top 10 reasons to live in Oakland, California

10: The Black Panther Party was founded here in the 1960s
9: The climate in Oakland is ranked #1 in the US according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration local climatalogical data
8: The world famous UC Berkeley campus lies just a few miles to the north
7: Oakland is the only city in California with the "big three" sports teams: the Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, and the Golden State Warriors
6: The Port of Oakland is the fourth largest container port in the US and among the top 25 in the world, and I live basically right in the middle of it
5: San Francisco (and the Castro district) is only 15 minutes away
4: Newsweek reports Oakland as the leading urban model for marijuana legalization
3: Oakland is better known as Oaksterdam due to its lenient attitude toward marijuana cultivation, distribution and consumption (ETA: be sure to watch the short film about Oaksterdam found on the right side of the page)
2: It is the home of Oaksterdam University
1: THE NUMBER ONE reason to live in Oakland, California is that I LIVE HERE!

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wow. do u even like our country?

lol. YES!


ahh, so mike, yer 1 of those american empire believers huh? hmm. i like name & political darkness behind the whole thing, even though i disagree w/ it. id guess u were a hippie in the 60s? lol

i love my country. i love wat it stands 4, how its the leader of the free world, how its the leading member of the UN & how it simply is the greatest nation in history (england comes in and arguably 2nd place lol)