I saw a joke that I wanted to share with you guys, and thought we could use a jokes thread, just for whenever you see something hilarious you want to share, be it song, video or story (or even just an old fashioned joke like this one!)

Four FriendsFour friends, who hadn't seen each other
in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men
had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight
school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the
company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he
gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'
The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ....What about your son?'
The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and
he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and
a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!'

LOL!!

one of my friends (an annoying one) loves to crack dry jokes, on and off they tend to be funny ones also. when he does, i'll post.

this is one of his ones: How do you sink a submarine?

LOL (2 both jokes actually!)

that wasnt funny

lol Ive heard it before but its still funny

what's long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

E, when I said we needed a Jokes thread, the idea was to fill it with jokes. Funny, funny jokes. Not this generic rubbish which for some reason you think we haven't heard before. Sorry, but dude.

glued hair?

i guess theres not much humor in sri lanka...

kell you just wont admit that you laughed!