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Kell
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| Subject: Re: Jokes Thread  Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:33 pm | |
| A WalMart greeter in Cleveland is standing near the entrance with her clipboard when a really, really ugly woman comes in with a five-year-old and a ten-year-old. The greeter says, "Are they twins, ma'am?" She says, "Of course not, they're five years apart. Why in the world would you think they was twins?" The greeter says, "I just couldn't believe anybody fucked you twice."
A little kid sits an his grandfather's lap and says, "Pop-Pop, would you make a noise like a frog?" The old guy says, "Why?" The kid says, "Because Mommy says when Grandpa croaks we're all going to Disney World." | |
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ems
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:41 pm | |
| the walmart thing was awesome. i saw it on FB and showed to my friends also. | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:52 pm | |
| yeah, i posted it as my status  | |
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Ecii
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| "A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, 'I guess we answered that question.'"
Friend had it as her FB status. I love it. | |
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Sabazius
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:49 am | |
|  Love it! | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:01 am | |
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Ecii
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:55 pm | |
| - Sabazius wrote:
Love it! Saved! That made my day. | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:32 pm | |
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ems
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:06 pm | |
| I am a little jorny after reading lol. | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:44 pm | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:55 pm | |
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Sabazius
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:18 pm | |
| Kell, you can't link to a pic someone emailed you :/
Nice try though lol | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:58 pm | |
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Sabazius
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:07 am | |
| Let me clarify: you can't link to a pic someone emailed you if you want us to be able to see it | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:42 pm | |
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Sabazius
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:42 am | |
| I know dude, I know. But that's just how the internet works. You could be the one to instigate a revolution, but I'm pretty sure you'd have to have a vast knowledge of coding and a great deal of sway with all email providers. Good luck with that  | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:47 am | |
| Ill make something better than the internet. Ill call it...the supernet lol | |
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Ecii
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:20 pm | |
| - dare de-vil wrote:
- Ill make something better than the internet. Ill call it...the supernet lol
...Your just gonna paint flames on the internet aren't you... | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:27 pm | |
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painservedcold
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:20 am | |
| - Ecii wrote:
- dare de-vil wrote:
- Ill make something better than the internet. Ill call it...the supernet lol
...Your just gonna paint flames on the internet aren't you... Better that he paint the flames than throw them | |
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ems
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:24 am | |
| one of my friends FB status:
Dear Warner Brothers: Now that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
an elephant and a camel - the elephant asked the camel "why u got 2 tits on Ur back?" "that's a stupid question considering u have a dick on Ur face!" | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:31 pm | |
| hahahaha i like the 2nd 1 | |
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Kell
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue May 11, 2010 11:23 pm | |
|  thats so bad/hilarious lol | |
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Sabazius
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed May 12, 2010 10:27 pm | |
| When I was a kid, I fell through a trapdoor. Hurt pretty bad. Don't worry though.... It's just a stage I was going through ... | |
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ems
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue May 18, 2010 1:51 pm | |
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