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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Tue May 18, 2010 6:04 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Fri May 21, 2010 1:09 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sun May 23, 2010 9:46 pm

ems wrote:
That is pure bloody GENIUS! Haha, cruel but soooo funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Mon May 24, 2010 12:49 pm

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That is pure bloody GENIUS! Haha, cruel but soooo funny.

i see that someone else also went to lemoparty.org lol. i started to think that my humour was REALLY bad after people didnt comment after that one. so thank you alex. love you even more!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Mon May 24, 2010 12:52 pm

No, sometimes your stuff is funny shadrach. There's times when I lol legit.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Mon May 24, 2010 1:05 pm

ok, love you too kell Very Happy but why did you call me by my surname?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Mon May 24, 2010 4:12 pm

cuz

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:15 am













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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:05 pm

amazing kell. just brilliantly amazing!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:31 pm

Two little sperms swimming together and one asks the other "is it far to the ovaries?" the other replies, "fucking far maite! we've just passed the tonsils!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:57 pm

not exactly a joke but oh well.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:23 pm

Jaden Smith, he's kinda funny lol.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:58 pm

lol the whale picture is great.

also, i laughed at the picture of africa... then i felt bad. Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:32 pm

one of my friends in South Africa wrote this "story" with some of his friends, like in the "Three Word Thread" thing that we had here a while ago. and its very long.

one fine day in Bromistershire the little fat man phone the sparkly old hag living in the garage. their conversation was simple; so simple that she died of ammonia exposure in a van, the last thing the little fat man heard was "Yaaarghooo!" this was, clearly, her goldfish think out loud. once the hag decided to kick the bucket, it decided to adopt the persona of Clint Eastwood in his past life. he was shunned by his colleague and the Jewish Community. as a result he went into hiding and plotted the downfall of Rabbi Mohamed (clearly he was quite confused). thus he bought a hyundai for a malayisan whore he met in south antartica. she liked to wear fur underwear. the goldfish walked (or flopped) to a nearby ice cap, to chill with his lady friend. what they did here was fish for great sea monkeys until finally the transmorgifier machine too him suddenly to new realms of pleasure where pink rooms were filled with blue blow torches and naked things that ate peanuts and rolled around, singing: God Save the King harmonizing in D major. D major turned out to be Joseph Stalin an Michael Jackson. nobody could understand, but nobody asked question either. an answer came in the form of a troll falling on a drunk hermaphrodite seamstress (actually seamstron to avoid sexual prejudice). after she cooked and at the troll, she befriended the goldfish so as to pass on the message thrust upon her by the troll. the message like an unknown STD was a secret, but always there. just like ADT: always there. just where you dont want them. the new friends decided to make wooden planes using a structure called "adze". of course none of them knew how to use it. so they threw the wood to the nearest beaver they could find, who obliged. they purchased a batchelor pad put together in new yourk where the goldfish became a notorious lawyer and they made many children together. two gay males ended up with a transvestite pig for a son an bought the batchelor pad from the goldfish. the hermaphrodite clearly unhappy about the situation became the most hated being on earth. tax collectors, as gay as could be, collects tax. this had no bearing on anything but is worth pointing out.
suddenly with no sense of time
things began to rhyme.
they began to eat red meat
and sing about his/ her pink furry seat.
everything went really floppy
and the soup went sloppy
hear me whilst i sing,
ding-a-ling-a-ling.
while smoking a bong
and singing this song
along came a pig
flying in a MIG!
it all made sense
from the wrong side of the fence
when the goldfish died,
he was fried
in a purple plastic pan
cooked by his gran
and served with chips.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:03 am

Was this by any chance written under the influence of a certain mind-altering drug consumed in the form of the smoke from a dried plant that might be moe commonly known as WEED? It certainly sounds like it should be read while high...

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:47 pm

it was in school, during school so idk. but i hope that it was.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:19 pm

Someone failed geography.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:00 pm

Oh dear lord.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:56 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:23 pm

Kid's just like 'Daddy you told me NOBODY had a supersecret handshake like ours, but the puppies know it!"

...I'm a bad person.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:22 pm

oh my god alex, lol

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:46 pm

damn! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:55 pm

Alex, that was just... **clap**

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