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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:29 pm

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wud u rather interact only w/ 15 yr olds 4 the rest of yer life or interact w/ only 60 yr olds 4 the rest of yer life?

15 yo...its easier to drug and tie them up Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:36 pm

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dare de-vil wrote:

wud u rather interact only w/ 15 yr olds 4 the rest of yer life or interact w/ only 60 yr olds 4 the rest of yer life?

15 yo...its easier to drug and tie them up Cool

O.o

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:24 pm

i choose 60 yr olds. cuz wen yer an old person, u dont wanna be dealing w/ hormone-charged, sex-crazed, mood-controlled teenagers


trev, u didnt answer it

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:35 pm

dare de-vil wrote:
i choose 60 yr olds. cuz wen yer an old person, u dont wanna be dealing w/ hormone-charged, sex-crazed, mood-controlled teenagers


trev, u didnt answer it

I was just in shock from Woody's answer.
I choose 15 year olds, all those hormones just creates a 6ft tall ball of randomness.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:03 am

60 y/o. for somewhat the same reasons as kell. besides, even though id love to be totally pervy on the 15 y/o when im like 50, jail doesnt sound like the best way to spend my retirement...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:50 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:13 am

I am going for the 15 y/o, mostly because i dont think the upper powers will let me get to 60 Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:55 pm

hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:49 pm

(assuming neither would be considered weird behaviour) 15y/o
I must say, I generally find 15yo's more attractive. I'm not gonna lie, I like the eye candy. Besides, then I could be the all-powerful one in the group whatever I was doing Very Happy
You know, cos I gotta complex lol

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:18 am

would you rather run over your daughters puppy, or forget her birthday for 5 consecutive years?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:26 am

I don't plan on having a daughter?
But forgetting her birthday.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:42 am

thats a hard one. i think i'll forget the birthday... sounds like less crying.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:35 am

Forgetting the birthday for sure.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:18 pm

Run over the puppy. After five years, it's gonna look like I just don't give a damn, whereas I would probably be forgiven for killing the puppy by accident one time. Also, I could lie and say someone else ran it over Very Happy cos I'm a douchebag

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:37 pm

no kidding

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:21 am

OH MY GAWD, I JUST ASKED MY FRIEND ANDREW WAT EATING A GIRLS PUSSY OUT TASTES LIKE & HE SED BREAD! "WONDER BREAD!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:12 am

That's what you get for asking questions about heterosexual sex.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:01 am

bread? wow, thats some comparison, lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:02 pm

eww i wonder wat toast tatses like....

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:14 pm

pussy would never taste like toast!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:15 pm

well u can find out soon u bisexual little sri lankan

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:16 pm

Haha
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:27 pm

or maybe i already know... im sure you can do better than that to "tease" me!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:59 pm

i havnt started yet



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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:47 pm


His one for the jokes thread, David O'Doherty singing two of his best songs.

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