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PostSubject: Getting Caught   Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:24 am

so, in lieu of something that just happened to me an hour ago, i thought we could finally have a topic where we can talk about when/where we've been caught either jerking off or having sex.

i decided to hang out with a former fling of mine, john, & we ended up having sex in the back of my car at the lake in my town. now, he was THIS CLOSE to gettin it in me & suddenly, a car pulls up & we can tell its the cops cuz they turn their spotlight on the car. him & i start struggling like fuckin CRAZY to get our pants & luckily we do by the time they knock on the window with their flashlight lol

i dont know if they knew what we were up to. the windows were foggy & his footprints were on the back windshield lol. but they told us we had to leave cuz the beach closes at 10 (it was 11:09 as 1 of them said to us) so yeah. unfortunately, we were never able to put our underwear back on so we had to leave with our pants on but no underwear

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:42 am

in response to the newest rory chapter, id like to invite u guys to fucking SAY something.

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:46 am

Something.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:48 am

MOCKERY is often frowned upon...

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:46 pm

Kell wrote:
MOCKERY is often frowned upon...
So is improper capitalization and poor grammar.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:03 am

u guys gonna tell stories or not?

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:38 am

Ive never got caught having sex, heck, Ive had sex only a handful of times but people have walked in on me while was wanking or something LOADS of time, too many times for me to even care anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:18 am

Kell wrote:
u guys gonna tell stories or not?

We want more stories of you screwing up, not just of you screwing.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:29 am

I've never been caught having sex. I have been overheard once or twice but that's not nearly as interesting given that it's a pretty regular occurrence in a student house.

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:17 pm

stories of jerking off count too. u guys ever been caught doing that?

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:06 am

Now why didn't you say that before. I've been caught so many times wanking that i don't even care if people walk in on me. One of the earliest that I can remember is when I started to eat my cum a few years ago I was going at it like a beast in my room and my mum walks in on me when I was cumming and even though I usually don't moan/ scream or anything while cumming this time I moaned a little bit and mum cleared her throat. It was quite embarrassing lol. Embarassed Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:01 pm

she catch u eatin it? lol

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:05 pm

No, I just wiped the cum on my undies lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:44 am

My ex and I got caught once. I think. Hahaha. Razz
I say I think because we were doing it one night and then I ended up sleeping with him after like the 3rd or 4th time that night and then I heard the door open when it was morning and his mom left something on his bedside table. I think it was money or whatever.
Anyway our clothes were on the floor and we were naked in bed but the covers were up. I only woke up because I heard the door close. :O
I woke my ex up and asked him if he forgot to lock the door. :O We both panicked and suddenly his phone gets a text and it was from his mom saying that she wanted to talk to him.
He left and I was super scared because we weren't out yet and it was still early on when we were still all secret about our relationship and stuff.
When he got back he was all crying and hugging me and stuff, she said that her and his dad were getting divorced. Sad
I don't know if she assumed we had sex or what not, I'll never know. All I know is that she asked my ex why I was sleeping with another boy in his bed.
Hahaha. Very Happy

Does that count as getting caught? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:50 am

Close enough.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:06 pm

I did get caught jacking off lots of times though. Wink
Does that count also? Razz
Hahahaha. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:39 pm

yeah that counts. but u gotta tell us the story of it

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:46 pm

it occurred to me that i dont think i ever told u guys about the first time the cops stopped by when i was having sex in public.

1) thanksgiving vacation of 2011. i met up with john (who ive talked about here & there over the years) in a parking lot to hookup. well we were messing around without our pants or boxers on. well, just as we're about to go all the way, a car pulls into the parking lot & starts driving toward us. we scramble to get out pants back on, but theres no time to put our boxers on so i just grab them & sit on them. the cops park like 15 feet behind us & have the spotlight on us, although they couldnt really see us since the windows were all fogged up & someone's footprints were clearly visible on the back windshield.

so they get out & knock on the back drivers side window & i have to lean over to open the door. meanwhile, the other cop went around to the other side & looked in the car with his flashlight. when i leaned over to open the door to the first cop, the 2nd wouldve CLEARLY seen both pairs of boxers just lying there. so i open the door & they basically just tell us that the lot is closed & that we have to leave.

so i dont ACTUALLY know if they "caught us" or not, but between the fogged windows, footprints on the windshield, boxers on the floor & us panting, itd be hard to NOT know. i dunno.

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:06 pm

I once caught a guy masturbating at the beach.
There are loads of broken down (illegal) houses around the beach near the place where I live and once when I went for a quick dip and was walking back home along the beach, I could hear a couple of people moaning and stuff and it sounded like a video; it wasn't very loud but I was pretty close to where the sound was coming i guess. And I went around to check it out and this dude was watching porn on his phone and masturbating. He saw me seeing him and I was like "I so should call the cops on you" and he looked scared, i took advantage of it and went down on him.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:14 pm

WOW you're a whore

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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:45 pm

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a whore Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:13 am

i agree but what u did was a LOT sketchier than anything ive done lol
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:41 am

What do you mean sketchier?

Anyway,Ii know that he liked it lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:59 am

sketchier because at LEAST with the strangers i hookup with, we had some form of communication beforehand. i would never, when stumbling across someone jerking off, immediately ask to suck them off. thats just like...SKETCHY lol
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PostSubject: Re: Getting Caught   Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:47 pm

Well, what's your sketchiest? I want to be the judge as to how much sketchier that you I am.
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