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Kell
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| Subject: Re: Jokes Thread  Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:39 pm | |
| 6A? that doesnt even SOUND like sexy lol | |
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ems
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:54 pm | |
| but you did figure it out to be sexy didnt you? so hush! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:33 pm | |
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marcuss
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:13 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:59 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:53 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:50 pm | |
| Mrs. Leeds is sexually frustrated, so she goes to a lingerie shop and buys a pair of crotchless panties. That night she puts them on, puts on a very short skirt, walks in to the TV room where her husband's watching Monday Night Football, and sits on the sofa right across from him.
Every few minutes, she crosses and uncrosses her legs, just long enough for him to see. Finally he says, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" She smiles and says, "Yes." He says, "Thank God. I thought you were sitting on the cat." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:59 pm | |
| omg... im not sure whether to laugh or puke | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:33 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:52 pm | |
| id probably choke  | |
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marcuss
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:41 pm | |
| i can asssist | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:42 pm | |
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Mr. Mike
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:48 am | |
| Today's Doonesbury:  (I live in Oakland -- aka 'Oaksterdam' -- and know all about it, LOL!) | |
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DreamCatcher
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:10 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:07 am | |
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Mr. Mike
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:19 pm | |
| Well, I'm sure it isn't *meant* to humorous, but I think it is funny as hell! | |
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Evilpanda
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:36 am | |
| He's SO cute!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:21 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:22 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:32 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:16 pm | |
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Sabazius
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| Interesting question: if you could time travel, would you bang your younger/older self? And if so, what age would you go for? | |
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Mr. Mike
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:41 pm | |
| Totally. Wat age? I'll have to think on that.  | |
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