Jokes Thread

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:44 pm

lol i know

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:13 pm

Ecii wrote:

Santa: Reinforcing the belief that poor people are evil!

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Sabazius wrote:

Ecii wrote:

Santa: Reinforcing the belief that poor people are evil!

wow alex...i can NOT believe u just said that. lol

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:38 pm

Oh come on:
1. Santa gives presents to kids who are good.
2. Poor kids don't get presents.
3. Therefore, either being poor makes you bad, or being bad makes you poor. Either way, poor people are bad people.

That's a logical consequence of the Santa Claus mythos. Don't shoot the messenger.

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psh. u & yer british logic

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:45 pm

dare de-vil wrote:: psh. u & yer british logic

It's not cos I'm british (although Bertrand Russell would be proud) it's cos I'm a PHILOSOPHER, BITCH! Very Happy

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psh. u & yer british philosophy

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:34 am

ummm. the QUEEN

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Sabazius wrote:

Ecii wrote:

Santa: Reinforcing the belief that poor people are evil!

I cannot stop laughing!!!!!! no wonder he didnt get anything good

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i wish obama was like that

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A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check things out. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain, and then wandered off to find the closest supermarket. he proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After a while he got into the freezer, next to the vanilla ice cream, and ate several gallons. Then he noticed the time and headed back to the garage, covered with ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him, wiping his hands and shaking his head, and said, "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the penguin replied, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:06 am

why was a penguin driving? and talks?

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its a joke!!!

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:36 am

not a logical one

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shut up marcus, it was funny

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:21 am

:p. it would have been better if it didnt involve animals.

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:26 am

My favourite joke of all time:
Two ducks are floating on a pond. One goes "Quack!" to which the other replies, "Aww, I was gonna say that!"

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Marcus: 1) didnt we say we would stop fighting???? 2) how can you tell the joke without animals? using humans instead would be disturbing...

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:10 pm

not logical hahah

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:04 pm

im not being completely serious. i joke around and am sarcastic a lot so you gotta learn to tell when im kidding Razz

. and jokes about guys blowing things is better than penguins blowing things any day!

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:07 am

marcuss wrote:: jokes about guys blowing things is better than penguins blowing things any day!

I dunno, there are some sexy penguins out there...

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YEAH, work it you filthy whore!

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oh, that penguin is sizzlin

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mmmmmmmm

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6A indeed!