Jokes Thread

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If you did that then I love you.

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:18 pm

i love everyone regardless, soooo..... you can suck it!

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this is epic lmao

http://www.2spare.com/item_83287.aspx

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dare de-vil wrote:: this is epic lmao

http://www.2spare.com/item_83287.aspx

Ha ha, I read them all and it was not a waste of time. I like how many times Bush was in there >.<

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him, dan quayle & brittaney spears were in there so much haha

on vh1's 40 dumbest celeb quotes (which i watch everytime its on tv & includes a lot of those quotes in that link), the #1 quote was schwarzenegger saying "i think gay marriage should be between a man & a woman" hahahaha

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We were at the beach.....Everybody had matching towels.......Somebody went, under the dock, and there they saw a cock.......But it wasn't a cock.......It was a cock blocker.....dun dun dun dun! lol

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What?

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:16 pm

is it ok to post offensive jokes?

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That's the greatest thing I've ever heard

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:14 am

where can you find a black jew?

at the back of the oven!!!

PS: no offense to jews

PPS: much offense to blacks

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You're lucky I have a sense of humor lol

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epic woody!

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ems wrote:: epic woody!

Why thank-you E

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:36 pm

whats worse than 10 babies stapled to one tree?

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:44 pm

1 baby stapled to many trees hahah

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marky thats an old joke

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:51 pm

but its funny!

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:53 pm

YES IT IS

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:58 pm

its actually "10 trees" but ya.

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details, details

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:36 pm

lol. what do you call a girls pigtails?

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i dunno, wat?

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:38 pm

handle bars

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ewww hahaha