Jokes Thread

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lmao. i like #s 1, 5 & 10 lol

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:14 pm

hahaah thats great Very Happy

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i would say all blondes should just die...but then we'd be a boring planet lol

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knock knock

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whos there

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the KGB

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:11 am

ITS ME!

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the KGB who?

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*slaps* Ve Vill Ask De Questions!! JK Razz

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*slams door in your face*

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:21 am

OMG i just found a bunch of oatmeal raisin cookies!!!!!

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hey, ADHD, cant u c seth failed at a joke?

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I didn't fail, while you weren't looking I stole the hot guy from your bedroom

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:41 am

you didnt have to take me, i would have gone with you if you asked!

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Who said I took you, this is all a dream, everything in this room is make believe, even I'm make believe, but that my dear children is called imagination

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:57 am

your younger than ALL OF US, child (:

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Oh really!?! When's your birthday

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:06 am

in 95 (: thanksgiving, usually

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DAMN!!! well you'll die first anyways. VICTORY IS MINE!!

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:14 am

not if arteries become clogged from all of that MEAT... sexual innuendo? yes.

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I DON'T CARE, GUESS WHAT

Jokes Thread - Page 8 Gir-gi15

I SAW A SQUIRREL, IT WAS GOING ' NCH NCH NCH NCH '

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:24 am

GIR!

**ignore the vgina**

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One time while on a elevator, a man walked in and asked where I was going. I the yelled "TO NARNIA" at the top of my lungs, while pushing all of the floor buttons. By then the door had already shut, so the now pissed off gentleman and I spent 15 minutes on a fantastic trip to Narnia. jocolor

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if thats just a joke then that was pretty funny haha

if thats true, then yer a moron