Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:32 pm
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:47 am
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:02 am
lawl
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:49 am
saw this as an old status of mine. what do u call the chinese version of facebook?
the yellow pages lol
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:07 am
BOB MARLEY! comedian, not singer lol
i dont know how many of u know maine like i do, or what people from maine r like, or know any maine mannerisms but bob marley is 1 of my favorite comedians & hes from maine. some of u might not understand some of the jokes cuz a lot of references are about maine & some of its towns but its still great lol this is fuckin hysterical listen 2 & enjoy
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:28 pm
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:53 am
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private..’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.
my dad sent that in an email to me the other day hahahaha
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:15 am
One of my friend's statuses:
☑ Saddam Hussein ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Gaddafi ☐ Internet Explorer
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:13 am
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:23 am
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:40 pm
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:28 pm
theres nothing there
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:22 am
urg! I cant even remember what it was now lol but i know that it was hilarious lol/
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:13 pm
prove it
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:34 pm
Prove that I can't remember it?
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:59 pm
no. prove that it was funny.
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:10 am
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:30 am
i dont see anything
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:23 am
this is the link to it. hope you can see it at least now.
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:50 pm
ems wrote:
Well I know what I'm doing next time I go to the supermarket XD
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:09 pm
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:18 am
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:08 pm
nobody knows the origin of the middle finger. but ive heard that before lol
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:27 am
I highly doubt that that picture is true though. If the English did defeat the French, I doubt that they'd hang around to show off their middle fingers.
ems
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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:48 pm
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listen 2 & enjoy 
