Jokes Thread

My kinda offensive joke:

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I've never had a Ferrari sitting in my garage.
...Also, I've never had sex with a Ferrari

What's pink, red and silver and walks into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your cock out of its mouth.

What's funnier than fucking a baby?
Fucking a downs baby.

What's the worst thing about paedophilia?
Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume.

Does I win yet?

ok, this is not an offensive contest. i shouldve never started telling them in the 1st place & i regret it. at the time, i was in a weird mood for telling offensive jokes after my friends steve & andy but somethin happened the other night & i regret it. trev knows wat im talkin about

im not asking u guys to stop, seeing as im pretty lenient with letting u guys talk about w/e. but im not telling nemore jokes like that

dare de-vil wrote:

ok, this is not an offensive contest. i shouldve never started telling them in the 1st place & i regret it. at the time, i was in a weird mood for telling offensive jokes after my friends steve & andy but somethin happened the other night & i regret it. trev knows wat im talkin about

im not asking u guys to stop, seeing as im pretty lenient with letting u guys talk about w/e. but im not telling nemore jokes like that

Hey, I have no vested interest in telling them. So, no more from me.

Sorry to hear something happened that wasn't good, Kell.

Sabazius wrote:

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I've never had a Ferrari sitting in my garage.
...Also, I've never had sex with a Ferrari

What's pink, red and silver and walks into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your cock out of its mouth.

What's funnier than fucking a baby?
Fucking a downs baby.

What's the worst thing about paedophilia?
Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume.

Does I win yet?

WHYYYYYY!?! :'( T.T

Sabazius wrote:

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I've never had a Ferrari sitting in my garage.
...Also, I've never had sex with a Ferrari

What's pink, red and silver and walks into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your cock out of its mouth.

What's funnier than fucking a baby?
Fucking a downs baby.

What's the worst thing about paedophilia?
Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume.

Does I win yet?

you scare me

Is it my fault someone made dirty jokes into a competition? Besides, it's humour, not me!

this one is really funny, ican t seem to find the original source though. watch it if you can.

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=132761426776715&comments&po=1&notif_t=video_comment

ems wrote:

this one is really funny, ican t seem to find the original source though.

Yeah, THE ONION is often a hoot.

but would have been ROFL if they'd named the perp JUSTIN BEAVER.

One of my FB friends just wished everyone a "Happy Porn Day" !!!

I didn't get it at first but it is 10/10/10.

You know: X X X

ok...?

that bear's a paedophile?

ems wrote:

that bear's a paedophile?

if u had clicked the link that the bear IS ud no all

where's my pedobearspray...

i think that wouldve been funnier if we knew what the hell it even was

dare de-vil wrote:

i think that wouldve been funnier if we knew what the hell it even was

apparently the original is an SNL skit w/ kristen wig