Posts : 16 Join date : 2010-12-03 Age : 35 Location : minnesota
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:50 am
lol. You guys have some very funny jokes, except the baby jokes are just creepy. But i got one. There was three friends two straight and one gay. So they all went on a trip together with their significant other together and had an accident and they all died. So they all were suddenly in front the gate towards heaven. So the first straight guy went with his significant other to the gate of heaven and saw st peter guarding the door. He tells him that he cant go in cuz he loved money so much that he married his wife whose name was penny. The second guy (the other straight guy) did the same and met st peter at the gates. St peter tells him he cant go in cuz he loved sweets so much he married a girl name candy. So the gay guy who was behind them whisper nervously to his boyfriend, "dick, this doesnt look so good."
Kell Admin
Posts : 3509 Join date : 2008-10-05
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:00 pm
ahhhhhhaaaha that was kinda funny lol
ems
Posts : 2553 Join date : 2008-11-07 Age : 33
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:53 pm
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:10 pm
Crow wrote:
Quote :
What do you call a black, muslin person flying an A380?
A pilot, you racist
got it lol. and im not the racist, everyone who thought that (s)he'll be a terrorist is the racist.
Trev, it CAN end well
ems
Posts : 2553 Join date : 2008-11-07 Age : 33
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:00 pm
Rihanna: Oh naa naa Oh whats my name? Oh naa naa Oh whats my name? Whats my name?
Chris Brown: Did I really hit her that hard!?
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Posts : 344 Join date : 2010-08-10 Location : USA
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:22 pm
ems wrote:
Rihanna: Oh naa naa Oh whats my name? Oh naa naa Oh whats my name? Whats my name?
Chris Brown: Did I really hit her that hard!?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ems
Posts : 2553 Join date : 2008-11-07 Age : 33
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:20 am
This clip was on Nick India. I thought that it was hilarious!
vagabond
Posts : 168 Join date : 2010-03-08 Age : 38 Location : Estonia
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:15 am
ems wrote:
This clip was on Nick India. I thought that it was hilarious!
video
the fck was that?
Mr. Mike
Posts : 649 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 76 Location : Oakland, CA
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:41 pm
vagabond wrote:
ems wrote:
This clip was on Nick India. I thought that it was hilarious!
video
the fck was that?
no, no. that WAS hilarious!! i showd it 2 my housemate who is a hindu scholar. she laughed her ass off. thanks e!!
vagabond
Posts : 168 Join date : 2010-03-08 Age : 38 Location : Estonia
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:24 pm
Just love that guy...
Sabazius
Posts : 676 Join date : 2008-11-13 Age : 32 Location : Sheffield
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:40 pm
I LOVE Gabriel Igliesias! This clip of his is long, but totally worth watching. The sound effects, the brilliant commentary on racism, and just the hilarious storytelling.
vagabond
Posts : 168 Join date : 2010-03-08 Age : 38 Location : Estonia
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:25 am
Sabazius wrote:
I LOVE Gabriel Igliesias! This clip of his is long, but totally worth watching. The sound effects, the brilliant commentary on racism, and just the hilarious storytelling.
Yeah, yesterday I got hes whole show of hot and fluffy... laughed my tears out...
Ecii
Posts : 416 Join date : 2009-03-17 Age : 33
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:31 am
I use to love him but he has gotten old because I've heard his jokes so many times. I still love Eddie Izzard more than any comedian.
Mr. Mike
Posts : 649 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 76 Location : Oakland, CA
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:32 am
Sabazius wrote:
I LOVE Gabriel Igliesias! This clip of his is long, but totally worth watching. The sound effects, the brilliant commentary on racism, and just the hilarious storytelling.
home-town alert: that IS an oakland raiders t shirt hes wearing.
Mr. Mike
Posts : 649 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 76 Location : Oakland, CA
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:37 am
vagabond wrote:
Sabazius wrote:
I LOVE Gabriel Igliesias! This clip of his is long, but totally worth watching. The sound effects, the brilliant commentary on racism, and just the hilarious storytelling.
Yeah, yesterday I got hes whole show of hot and fluffy... laughed my tears out...
"Some that with care true eloquence shall teach, And to just idioms fix our doubtful speech."
Mr. Mike
Posts : 649 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 76 Location : Oakland, CA
Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:42 am
email forwarded 2 me from my house mate:
Quote :
I have noticed that many who text messages & e-mail, have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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