Jokes Thread

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dare de-vil wrote:: wud u rather interact only w/ 15 yr olds 4 the rest of yer life or interact w/ only 60 yr olds 4 the rest of yer life?

15 yo...its easier to drug and tie them up Cool

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:36 pm

Ecii wrote:

dare de-vil wrote:: wud u rather interact only w/ 15 yr olds 4 the rest of yer life or interact w/ only 60 yr olds 4 the rest of yer life?

15 yo...its easier to drug and tie them up Cool

O.o

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i choose 60 yr olds. cuz wen yer an old person, u dont wanna be dealing w/ hormone-charged, sex-crazed, mood-controlled teenagers

trev, u didnt answer it

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:35 pm

dare de-vil wrote:: i choose 60 yr olds. cuz wen yer an old person, u dont wanna be dealing w/ hormone-charged, sex-crazed, mood-controlled teenagers

trev, u didnt answer it

I was just in shock from Woody's answer.
I choose 15 year olds, all those hormones just creates a 6ft tall ball of randomness.

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60 y/o. for somewhat the same reasons as kell. besides, even though id love to be totally pervy on the 15 y/o when im like 50, jail doesnt sound like the best way to spend my retirement...

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this is so hilarious!!

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/401/

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I am going for the 15 y/o, mostly because i dont think the upper powers will let me get to 60 Very Happy

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hahaha

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:49 pm

(assuming neither would be considered weird behaviour) 15y/o
I must say, I generally find 15yo's more attractive. I'm not gonna lie, I like the eye candy. Besides, then I could be the all-powerful one in the group whatever I was doing Very Happy

You know, cos I gotta complex lol

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would you rather run over your daughters puppy, or forget her birthday for 5 consecutive years?

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:26 am

I don't plan on having a daughter?
But forgetting her birthday.

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thats a hard one. i think i'll forget the birthday... sounds like less crying.

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Forgetting the birthday for sure.

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:18 pm

Run over the puppy. After five years, it's gonna look like I just don't give a damn, whereas I would probably be forgiven for killing the puppy by accident one time. Also, I could lie and say someone else ran it over Very Happy

cos I'm a douchebag

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no kidding

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OH MY GAWD, I JUST ASKED MY FRIEND ANDREW WAT EATING A GIRLS PUSSY OUT TASTES LIKE & HE SED BREAD! "WONDER BREAD!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:12 am

That's what you get for asking questions about heterosexual sex.

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bread? wow, thats some comparison, lol.

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eww i wonder wat toast tatses like....

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pussy would never taste like toast!!

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well u can find out soon u bisexual little sri lankan

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or maybe i already know... im sure you can do better than that to "tease" me!

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i havnt started yet

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Subject: Re: Jokes Thread Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:47 pm

His one for the jokes thread, David O'Doherty singing two of his best songs.